This(?) Week in Weekly Jump

yeah I know this is on a Tuesday but I like to make my news updates to be you know... accurate... so yeah let's get to this.

Naruto Chapter 481

Current Battle: Danzo Vs Sasuke

- So we left off when Danzo took Karin hostage and, holy crap... Sasuke just pretty much stabbed right through Karin to get to Danzo, I am happy but somehow at the same time I think I feel... Sorry? For Karin... no that's not it...

- We then get to see a flashback of when Danzo was young... and dinosaurs roamed the Earth... haha? Ok even I thought that was corny...

- Well anyway, Danzo was on some mission with his team mates and the second Hokage, as well as a much younger (soon to be in this flashback) third Hokage.

- So they get surrounded and need someone to be a decoy, Danzo REALLY wants to volunteer but finds that he just can't for some reason, so Hiruzen (third Hokage) volunteers to do it and Danzo gets all mad because he was "about to raise his hand"...

- So after Danzo's yelling about like his family or something the second Hokage just decides to be the decoy and make Hiruzen the third Hokage.

- Danzo tries one more trick, he uses some justsu that would apparently suck them into Danzo's corpse and die along with him.

- Then we cut to Sakura, Lee, Kiba, and Sai as they have found Sasuke, well they just sort of found out where he is.

- So then to try and fight him herself, Sakura tries to use one of those paper bomb things that puts people to sleep but Sai takes it out of her hand before she uses it.

- Then, I assume that the Sai who stopped Sakura is a clone, because there is another Sai with Kakashi.

- The Sai that Stopped Sakura also won't let anyone go off and fight Sasuke.

- The chapter ends as Sasuke says he is heading for Konoha.

Bleach Chapter 391

Current Battle: Everyone Vs Aizen

- Ok, so let me make this short and simple without making a list, pretty much all the Vaizords except Shinji completely get their asses kicked by Aizen... and that's like the first 7 pages so... this might be short, sorry.

- Ok, so Soifon tries to get a crack at fighting Aizen and she uses the kage bun... I mean the shadow clo... she makes a bunch of clones of herself... using chakr... I mean Kido...

- Aizen lifts his sword to attack against the clones with an overconfident look on his face when... BAM!!! Hitsugaya froze his sword and I'm pretty sure his hand along with it...

- So then Soifon uses some attack that is apparently SUPPOSED to kill Aizen but I guess he's too awesome to be killed in one hit...

- So while Aizen starts talking about how nobody can ever beat him and all that crap, Shinsui comes up from behind and impales him through the chest.

- The chapter ends as my favorite strategical move that proves Aizen will get his ass kicked if he ever acts overconfident, because he sets his sights on Hitsugaya, talks about his downfall, and just before he goes in to strike, Shinji uses his shikai and everything is backwards so Hitsugaya lands his attack instead.