Last Week in Weekly Jump

Ok I am a week behind, and how appropriate since there is no Weekly Jump this week, so let's get this outta the way.

Naruto Chapter 492

Current Fight: None

- Ok so we left off as Naruto met Killer Bee on the boat ride over to the island.

- Naruto greets him with a "hey, yo" as Killer Bee checks his "Rhyme Book" and we see that "hey, yo" has been crossed off.

- Killer Bee sings a bit of "Enka Rap" which is Enka singing (I'm gonna be honest I do not know what Enka singing is) with a Rap beat, I only brought this up because I found it interesting and hope to actually know what it sounds like when the anime gets this far... or wait... are we at the Killer Bee part in the anime yet? Oh well...

- They are greeted by an angry giant gorilla (of course named "King-chan"... might I remind you that Nintendo got sued for Donkey Kong before... well, then again Universal lost that case horribly so maybe they learned their lesson) which Killer Bee simply calms down by saying the leaf ninja are with him.

- Apparently the island is where Killer Bee learned to control his Biju and he actually also tamed all of the animals on the whole damn island as well.

- Naruto asks Killer Bee to train him in controlling the Kyubi, but he does not like Naruto's "attitude" so Naruto tries to great him with an Enka Rap and it was actually pretty funny... Killer Bee also liked it.

- They bump fists and Killer Bee asks Naruto to give him a beat, he utterly fails at that and pisses off Killer Bee so he tries the Harem Jutsu as a last resort, and Bee just shuts the door on him...

- Naruto asks one of the Kumogakure ninjas to help him find out the secret of controlling Biju and he decides to help Naruto out after hearing that he bumped fists with Bee.

- He takes Naruto to a waterfall and tells him to sit in this area near the falls with no water in it and close his eyes.

- The chapter ends when he opens his eyes he is confronted with an evil version of himself [insert Evil Dead reference here].

Bleach Chapter 401

Current Fight: Ichigo Vs Gin and Isshin Vs Aizen

- I previously read these chapters earlier in the day... And I am gonna be honest, this is gonna be a bitch to explain... Or maybe it will be.

- Ok so Aizen says he is on his last rope as a Shinigami but the Hogyoku is starting to... uhhh understand his will or something like that...

- He says that the Hogyoku has a consciousness and that Kisuke was wrong about what the Hogyoku's purpose was.

- Aizen says that it's true power is to make real what is in the hearts of those around it, which explains why Ichigo got so much of Rukia's power (she was still not over Kaien's death or something) and why Chad and Orihime got their powers.

- Aizen explains that the reason Kisuke thought the Hogyoku was for controlling the boundary between hollows and soul reapers was because that was what he wanted it to do in his heart.

- Aizen also says that hollowfying the Vaizords was just a test to see the Hogyoku's limits, and since they are Vaizords and not just simply Soul Reapers (sorry if you prefer Shinigami but I did see the dub first... so yeah...) he realized it had it's limits.

- Aizen and Isshin's talk is interrupted by Gin's Bankai crashing into the building.

- Just as the Hogyoku is like... fusing with Aizen or something, Kisuke shows up and blasts right through Aizen... Oh and that is where the chapter ends.